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A Word From Lefty
Hi! Like, I’m Jo’s left hand and, like, I just love petting puppies. And I like holding things while righty does all the work. I’ve totally made it my life’s ambition to do as little as possible. Jo has, like, 2 hands, and righty is completely controlling. She took over everything while we were still
Read MoreIndependence Day
Considering I cry every time I hear the national anthem, I’ll spare you a sappy post on the 4th of July. Go to this guy’s blog and read about a real patriot and then remember that we’re here because others died for us. There I go again with the tears. I’m pathetic.Happy 4th of July,
Read MoreThe Last Airbender
This evening I drug five of my unsuspecting friends to see this movie. Yes, I do have five friends. Or did, before I put them through 2 hours of mind numbing bad acting, over-the-top music and cheesy dialog. Here is what they had to say. “The only thing this movie bends is crap.” -D- “The
Read MoreBratwurst and Green Lantern
What do these two things have in common? Nothing. Nothing except that they both had representation in my day today. No the real Green Lantern (how cool would that be?), but he was mentioned. Green Lantern was brought up by a guy at my work. We have a big, open area for our office, so
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