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Back to the Grindstone

Wait, I never left. Seriously, this novel writing thing is either going to make me rich or kill me. I’m voting for the latter of the two, since getting rich isn’t happening at the moment. And considering I need to both finish and like the novel, I’m not sure that it’s even a remote possibility.

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My Poor Kemp Class

I got a little carried away. You see we do this ridiculous, er, I mean really good for you, exercise that Sensei refers to as “The Gunboat”. And because I love it so much, I will describe it for you. As a matter of fact, you should follow along. Sit on the ground—legs straight out

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Doubling Statistics

Tonight I went to a water aerobics class. I’ve done this before, recently even, but it’s been a long time since I went to the deep end class. (Yes, I went to the gym on the busiest day of the year. Back off, I was there two weeks ago too.) The first thing to know

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Serious about Practicality and Chivalry is (Apparently) Not Dead

First off, who knew how thoughtful the Altoids people were? I broke open my new tin of peppermint flavored Altoids, which are generally awesome for freshening breath as well as clearing sinuses, and look what I found! A bonus item—almost the best Christmas surprise I got this year. You can finally surrender without being concerned

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