Author Archives: Jo Ann Schneider

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My Publishing Journey: Part 1

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I thought it might be fun to take a walk down memory lane this week.

Not the memory lane where you cringe at the clothes you wore in high school, or the way you styled your hair during the 90s.

Nope.

I’m going to take you through my publishing journey!

I used to write I was young, but I put it down for a long time until I was in my late 20s. A friend started a writing group, I joined, and I’ve been telling stories ever since.

Mind you most of them were terrible, but I was writing, which is the key.

After I attended my first real writing conference I decided that, in a year, I would have a finished YA novel to pitch to an editor.

I accomplished that goal, but that novel wasn’t the first thing I published.

A friend told me about an online platform, which is long gone, that was looking for serialized fiction. An episode a week for a 12 week season. She wanted me to cowrite with her, which I declined, because, honestly, I don’t always share well with others.

So instead, I decided to write something of my own. Something silly and fun and not stressful.

This is where Babes in Spyland came to life!

Babes is a world that some friends and I created as a joke, and I took it over! (Buhahahaha)

Fine, I asked first.

Anyway, this is where it all started!

I published five seasons of Babes. At one point it was bundled into a book. I still have a handful of copies of that, and when I become a super famous author I’ll sell them for lots of money.

Right now you can get a copy of it on Amazon for just $99.00. What a bargain!
(Just kidding. Call me and I’ll make you a better deal.)

Is Babes in Spyland a good book?

Well, it’s not my best writing, obviously, because it’s my first published work. However, it is hilarious. Super Secret Agents battle ridiculous villains all while making smart remarks and looking fabulous.

The Super Secret Agency battles crime on a level that shouldn’t exist.

Agents Milkshakes and Sugar Lips, Agents Amphibian Queen and Bunnynose face off against the likes of mimes, Homebase Security, the lines at the porta potties, exploding puzzle boxes, baseball fanatics, a zombie flash mob, and the fish that got away, to name a few.

Follow these lovely girls of mystery as they are called on to escort a tanker of ‘happy’ milk to Billy Bonka’s chocolate factory. Or their task to infiltrate the mysterious island posing as free range chicken specialists — Chicktopia.

Not to mention, the perfect storm of trouble that lies in red light districts, a run through “The Pen,” cock fights, and a betrayal they never saw coming. All while looking good.

Someday I’ll get back to this world. I love the characters and the silly, yet serious, tone of the stories.

This is where it all began! The first week this gem hit the internet I was technically a published author!

The original logo for Babes!

A big thanks to the friend who begged me to write with her and then challenged me to submit a story so she wouldn’t feel so afraid to submit her own. We both got accepted. We both wrote several seasons on this platform. Since then we’ve both gone on to publish a LOT of books.

It just goes to show you that your first steps aren’t always what you think they will be.

My first FanX signing!


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The Books I Read in 2023

My original goal was to read 30 books in 2023.

I ended up reading, or listening, to 51 books!

I mean, 30 was certainly a Scotty answer (you know, tell the captain it will take an hour then do it in five minutes and look like a miracle worker), but I didn’t honestly expect to hit 51.

Some were quick and easy reads while others were soooooooo long.

There were three books that I started and didn’t finish (DNF). All of them because I got bored with the story and didn’t care about the characters.

Maybe I’ll man (woman?) up and make a goal to read 48 books in 2024. That’s one a week. That might be insane, but I’ve done it for two years in a row. (Knock on wood. Please don’t take this as a challenge to curse me, universe.)

Maybe I should stretch a bit…

Okay, fine, I’ll read/listen to at least 5 non-fiction books in 2024. Believe me, this will be a sacrifice. I love my fiction. I think I only read one non-fiction last year, so this will really be leveling up. I might even make one of them non writing related, but no promises.

What are your goals for 2024?


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2023

Tis the season for reminiscing.

In some ways this year was easier than 2022. No close family members passed away and I didn’t have major back surgery. I’m extremely grateful for both of those things!

At the beginning of 2023 I put myself on a strict schedule for writing and publishing, just to see if I could do it.

I stuck to it until this fall, when things went off the rails and I still haven’t been able to get myself fully back on the train. Or the wagon. Whichever. Both?

What happened?

I’m not sure. Maybe burnout. Between Nov 2022 and Sept 2023 I wrote four novels and four novellas. I thought I could keep that pace going, but the book I published in October gave me some serious issues, and I can’t seem to get my writing brain back in a good place.

I’m trying to remind myself to look on the bright side, so for a minute I’ll focus on what I published this year!

I put out four novellas as Jo Schneider!

I put out four novels and one Christmas story for Karly Stratford!

This is honestly a lot of words and a lot of products!

I’ve had a great time writing the Curvy Girl Crew series and I’m hoping to have the last book out the first half of 2024.

The fifth Hunger book is halfway finished, and I may put it and the last one out at the same time. I’m not sure yet.

I’m grateful for my readers and the people in my life that encourage me when I’m ready to throw in the towel.

Also, the hubby who provides caffeinated beverages and chocolate when he knows I’m struggling.

Things I’m looking forward to this year:
A cruise with my family
A trip to Alaska to see the Northern Lights (fingers crossed that they will show up the few days we’re there)
A trip to see the total solar eclipse in April (fingers crossed for no clouds)
Being able to exercise again
Finding a hobby to distract myself from writing woes
More writing 🙂

What are you looking forward to this year?


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Merry Christmas!

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Or Happy Holidays. Or whatever you prefer. I’m a Merry Christmas gal, so that’s what you get from me. 🙂

I just wanted to hop on and drop a couple of quotes that I love.

Yes, there are the typical Christian “Remember the Reason for the Season” adages going around, and I love those, but the hubby and I have been watching alternative Christmas specials.

We’re Doctor Who fans, and we both like The Librarians.

Not your typical Christmas fare, I’ll grant you that, but there are a few things that have really struck me from them.

First, the Doctor Who Christmas Carol.

This is one of the most brilliant retellings of this story, and the ghost of Christmas yet to come is…well…an awesome moment in the show.

There are two quotes that I love from this one.

I look forward to the date when the days start to get longer again!
We’ve got this one engraved on a piece of wood, and I get a little verklempt each time I read it, because I believe it’s true. Everyone is important.

Then there are The Librarians. In their Santa Christmas special, Bruce Campbell plays Santa, who gathers the power of good will throughout the year then releases it on Christmas Eve. (He refers to himself in the third person through the whole episode, and it kills me.)

Seriously, I loved this take on Santa! This is something he says, and I fully believe it’s true.

I hope you have something or someone to celebrate this year. If things look bleak, know that time will go on and you’ll soon be out of the dark.


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