Author Archives: Jo Ann Schneider

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18-Jun-2021

Six weeks of limericks!

That’s right, for the next six weeks I’ll be writing a random limerick for Flash Fiction Friday.

Because I want to.

Week 4

There once lived a monster named Frank
Who loved to scare me with this prank;
He’d take off his head
And fake he was dead
Then throw his left arm in a tank.


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Not Quite A Prince Release!

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For those of you who don’t know, I write sweet and clean romance under the name Karly Stratford. Today I have a new release!

This is my first intentional swing at a romantic comedy. For the past few months I’ve been forcing the hubby to watch a bunch of old RomComs so I could get a good feel for them.

I quickly realized that there is more to writing humor than there is to showing it on a screen. So I got a few books about it and started doing some research.

This book took me a while to write, but it makes me laugh.

Hopefully it will tickle your funny bone too!

Mirror, mirror on the wall,

Will this man be

My downfall?

I have one last party to host at my aunt’s bed and breakfast before I go back to my day job.

Unfortunately, Fate has decided to twist the week into one of my television productions.

1-My rival, the Prince of Television, walks in.
2-His shorts leave his well-defined calf muscles horribly exposed.
3-Only one room in the place has reliable Wi-Fi.
4-He makes fun of the love triangle in my latest show.
5-I fight back with snide remarks about his train-wreck of a season finale.

Cue the laugh track.

What? No. Of course I’m not flirting with him.

He’s the enemy.

Tune in as Gwen and Royce star in their own romantic comedy. It could be cancelled after the pilot episode or be picked up for the entire season!

Get your copy from Amazon today!


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11-Jun-2021

Six weeks of limericks!

That’s right, for the next six weeks I’ll be writing a random limerick for Flash Fiction Friday.

Because I want to.

Week 3

There once was a very fine ghost
Who haunted a house on the coast.
He’d scare you in style
With his half-decayed smile
Then use your meat sack as a host.


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4-Jun-2021

Six weeks of limericks!

That’s right, for the next six weeks I’ll be writing a random limerick for Flash Fiction Friday.

Because I want to.

Week 2

There now lives a demon named Jack
Who’d love to have you as a snack.
He’d bite your neck hard
While in the backyard
Until your bones let out a crack.


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